This is the end

I was in the shower when I realized that not only does life suck, but no one actually cares. Nobody reads this blog. And out of that nobody, none of them care about my life.

Originally, I wanted this blog to be quirky and fun. But it's become shit. Maybe it was always shit. I didn't intend for it to be shit though. Now it's just me rambling on about nothing. And I don't like it.

So I'm not going to update this. I won't delete it, because maybe one day someone will want to see proof that Warren Ellis called me a whore. It was my highest achievement. I may come back and update this once more, but only if I manage to Rick Roll Mark Millar when he asks for the Indy IV trailer. That would be awesome.

So I'm ending this. I plan on starting a new one, or a group blog, which may actually be meaningful. Hopefully. To anyone on UC who followed Houde's link to Wade_Wilson's blog (which seems to have a purpose) and saw my comments and then followed me back here... hello. I don't plan on posting on UC anymore. I'm sick of it. Half the people are stupid and the other half are assholes. The people I IM are the exception. Good day to you all.

Thanks for all the fish (look, a Douglas Adams quote, I am quirky!).

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I am bored. Where is everyone these days? Half of my contacts don't even sign in now. I should delete you all from my list. And existence.

Today, I bought The Office Season 2. This is the US series. Yes, I know the UK version is better, but I enjoy both. So go fucking die.

I haven't done much else today. Right now, I'm sucking on a popsicle stick and it's making me feel sick. But I have no where to put it so I just leave it in my mouth. Yeah. Fun times to be had by all.

It's so hot at night now. I can't get to sleep. So I just stay up, reading IT by Stephen King. It's pretty good, but it drags on for a while. When I finish it in the next day or two, I shall finally start 1984, which I've been waiting for a couple of years to obtain. Hopefully it'll live up to my expectations that Parker Johnston (google him, he's a damn celebrity now and apparently an expert on dream analysis) has given me.

Prison Break is intense. I am excited for the new episodes but sad because there's only a few left. I'm also excited for Lost Season 4, beginning shortly... but it'll probably suck as there's only 8 episodes and we'll have to wait a year for the rest of the season. Stupid strike.

My chest is itchy now. Does anyone read this? Stupid flies everywhere. I could just ramble on about nothing forever and no one would notice.

I hate school.

Move along

There was something here, but Al Gore had it removed. Fucking Al Gore.

Holy shit, I'm still alive

I haven't posted in a while. I don't think I could be bothered.

A lot of time has passed. I still don't have much to write about. Or much to do.

I should write in Arabic. All the time. It would be awesome.

Are you happy, Max, if that is your real name? Pedophiles are us.