Plants

Plants. They're a waste.

The other day my dad was watering the plants, and I told him that plants were pointless. They take up space, they require watering, and they don't give you attention like pets would.

My mum's rebuttal was that they look pretty. Yeah, well, so do hot chicks, but that doesn't mean I'll shove a pile of them in my backyard.

Though I could. It would be excellent.

EDIT: Immediately after this, I asked my friend what he thought of plants. He said he didn't worry about them.

I told him he should. Plants eat small children.

Watch out.